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adtech? more like dadtech! am I right dad? no dad, you are not the gazillionth visitor of the internet. (sigh)
so adtech is a pretty huge industry. big G and co are taking a lot of monies for ads. at least a dadzillion dollars.
what is the most important ad? well job ads obviously. (duh) gotta
buy more nerd dudes into the valley.
select from dudes where pretentious
asshole. we'll even ship you overseas (using docker). perks include: no
wreckruiters are great for sourcing top talent but they are kind of expensive. you want to reach the best of the best pretentious assholes? introducing ad comments.
ad comments is a new service from the underground. it is dark adtech (dadtech). ad comments will find the greatest software engineers from github.
you want to hire software engineers who look and think exactly like you. simple. you love looking at code on github. software engineers who look and think exactly like you love looking at code on github.
ad comments are the solution. ad comments will target your hiring pool precisely when they are not slacking off on slacker news.
ad comments will serve your ads, including, but not limited to, job ads, for your latest startup, that is amazing, and will change the world, change your life, etc. directly inline, in the code, in the comments.
some people may say don't read the comments aka don't exist on the internet or at all. but coders have known for a long time that this is untrue. coders have always read comments. on slacker news and in code snippets on github.
you want to hire a true hacker. a hacker who is willing to read the comments. willing to hack into the keyboard. this is why you must buy ad comments.
ad comments will make sure that you will hire the best of the best pretentious assholes and you will be able to rip them off while you make a badzillion dollars from your investors.
// <hacker> HEY THERE! ARE YOU THE BEST OF THE BEST // WE ARE HIRING WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD // WE WILL GIVE YOU MONEY AND EAT YOUR SOUL KTHXBYE
join the ad comments revolution. in every source file, just like that annoying copyright block where you update the year every time on jan 1.
ad comments will disrupt adtech and revolutionize hiring, firing, and retiring.